Last post from a friend of my dad with he description "Just a very teeny tiny span of the fun im about to have..." before drowning in a kayaking accident.
Oh no! My towel fell totally on accident, what are you gonna do about it?..
I got off the horse by accident right before a cutscene in red dead
My boss let my wife and I quarantine with him...and now they’re having shower sex because she wanted to “repay him.” I need to pee so bad, I wish they’d hurry up or I’m gonna have an accident...they’d never let me live that down.